Man I can’t wait for the first day I can swim post transition. It’s already been three years since I last swam.

I remembered an employee at the theatre being clearly transgender (I can tell okay don’t even) which is why I thought of applying. My parents told me if I don’t grow my hair out and act like a lady I won’t find a job so this is the perfect opportunity to stand up for my identity.

THE AMC THEATER HAS PROTECTION FOR GENDER IDENTITY FINALLY A PLACE I CAN APPLY TO WITH A FAIR CHANCE

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.