being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away
all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said
“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”
The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.
HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post
i love urban dictionary because where the hell else are you going to find an encyclopedia of the slang terms used by like five skater kids in some american suburb in 2008
y’all need this in NY and LA and Florida above all else.
if I buy 26 cans of whip cream at the grocery store do you think the cashier will be suspicious of something
just go into the store 26 different times
oh YES why didn’t I think of that first
Or you could just send 26 different people in
this plan is getting better and better by the minute
So I heard a wonder woman film is being made and it’s DC’s first major female lead film.
I would have imagined that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy would get a big movie before Wonder Woman, I bet they would’ve drawn a huge fan base too
DC don’t know how to party