stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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i-am-river:

So, i read this awful article using bathroom “scare tactics,” which was claiming that trans women are potential rapists. “Men” who dress as women to gain access to women only spaces and force them self on women. This really upset me and i had a bit of a Twitter rant. They were read by others and i was urged to post them in other media also, so i am posting them here. (Edited together in easy reading format from top to bottom.)

This is the link in the first tweet about how there are no cases of a trans woman attacking a cis woman in public restrooms: Link 1.

This is the link in the second tweet about the cases where trans people are assaulted in the bathroom by cis people: Link 2.

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

meladoodle:

WHEN YOUR THING DOESN’T THING THE THING WHEN IT DOES THE THING AND THEN IT THINGS THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok just to clear this up we are talking about dicks right

I love the pseudo intelligence I can produce in my essays today, thanks to the George Orwell trance I was put into yesterday. I suppose I’ll just listen to George Orwell books before bed on days where I need to prepare for a writing test of any sort. (I’ll still study, but that’s never enough to make the words flow naturally out of you ya know)

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

caseyanthonyofficial:

I wish we could date but you are a hurricane and I am a tornado-earthquake hybrid that ends up causing twice as much damage and gets more press coverage 

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

There was a bomb threat at my school and it went into lock down and the police are there right now. The threat happened after dismissal, though, so I wasn’t there. I part of me had always wanted to experience a real lock down with a real threat and real fear. Though I suppose it’s best an ass like me wasn’t there at the time